Monday, November 30, 2009

Behind Closed Doors

Have you ever wondered what's going on behind the doors you knock as a missionary? Now with the modern technology of cartooning, you can find out!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Are You Ready for Some Football?

Thanksgiving is all about punishing ourselves. From playing football in the early morning hours at the end of November, to eating so much pie that it literally hurts, to watching the Dallas Cowboys win more often than not.

Annual turkey bowls are the strangest of Thanksgiving traditions, though. Wouldn't a sparkler bowl played on the nice, warm 4th of July make more sense? Maybe we play it on Thanksgiving so that we can remember to include "failure to lose any fingers to frostbite" to the list of things we're thankful for.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Spurkey Dinner

This Thanksgiving I'm grateful that I'll be eating far better than Spam for dinner.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

We Could Use More of That in Our House, Too

This Month's New Era features one of my gags. Check it out.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Casual Friday

You know, as a missionary you are afforded certain blessings. One such blessing on my mission was the ability to tolerate wearing the same outfit every day for two years. I imagine it wasn't so easy for some missionaries, though.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Creative Church Callings

Every ward has one, so we might as well make it official.

Monday, November 9, 2009

A Missionary Rite of Passage Conclusion

Yeah, they all laughed at us guys who took home economics in high school, but who's laughing now?

Thursday, November 5, 2009

A Topical Post

So Tuesday was Election Day, right? That makes this post just two days late! I might have a career as a political cartoonist yet.

Monday, November 2, 2009

A Missionary Rite of Passage

I don't care what the Mr. Mac or Men's Warehouse salesmen claim. No pair of slacks can last 24 months of missionary work. I guarantee it.