Look to the Prophets not Profits

Ah, the silly mix-up between prophet and profit. If only the missionary in this gag could read his speech bubble, the difference in spelling might clue him into the answer to his question. Of course, the moment characters in comic strips become self-aware; we're facing a cartoon uprising.*

*Not nearly as likely as the computer uprising, the pet uprising, or the appliance uprising.**

**Am I missing another Armageddon caused by an unlikely uprising, I feel like I'm missing something.