Open Mic

Sometimes when I'm working on potential material for this website, I'll come up with an idea that is so insipid, so lame that it doesn't even meet the standards of this blog!*

Today's "jokes" are the groan-worthy type you'd expect to find on a Laffy Taffy wrapper.** Except instead of running away from that fact, I'm running toward it. Think of it like a sailboat tacking into the wind. The result is something I'm kind of proud of.

*A pretty low bar, I know.

**That may not be fair to Laffy Taffy jokes.