Yet Another Samuel the Lamanite Joke

I've probably done more Samuel the Lamanite jokes than any other scripture prophet. Maybe it is because he is such a blank slate with so little known about him or maybe it is because the threat of violence is perversely funny. Whatever the reason, here's another one to go with a growing body of work.

If all you know about William Tell is that the Lone Ranger's theme music is strangely named after him, take a moment to read the wikipedia entry on the guy. Fascinating story. Probably not true.