Couple of Captains

I've got lots of fond memories watching Saturday morning cartoons and the plethora of cold cereal commercials that would run in between them. Miraculously, it didn't matter how much sugar was included per serving, every one was "part of a complete breakfast."

This might of been because of the fortified vitamins and minerals that they always seemed to include. Of course, I had no idea what any of this meant, I just knew that there was no chance my Mom would purchase Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs no matter how many vitamins and minerals they managed to cram into them.

(By the way, I've never cared for Cap'n Crunch--it always tears up the roof of my mouth.)