Monday, July 29, 2024

Mistaken Identity

As a missionary, I too, was mistaken for a Catholic priest, a CIA agent, a cop, and a member of the Amish community (more times than I'd like to admit--all due to the Harrison Ford movie Witness (Slovene subtitles replaced any mention of the Amish with Mormons)). Although, I never was mistaken for a Hare Krishna, even though I once sported an unfortunately short haircut.

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Resurrection Diet Plan

This is one diet plan that is guaranteed to work and as an added bonus, it includes hair growth too!

Monday, July 22, 2024

Missionary Comb Over

I drew this particular comic over 20 years ago. At that time, I had a full head of hair. It hits differently today.

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Pioneer Do-over

Eighty percent of handcart deaths happened between the Martin and Willie handcart companies. So unless this couple pairs up with one of those two companies, chances are they are in for another uneventful journey.

Monday, July 15, 2024

Oops


Thursday, July 11, 2024

Shallow Graves

As a four-time surviver of pioneer trek, I can sympathize with this Pa.

Monday, July 8, 2024

Mission Haircut

There always seemed to be that one Elder who brought some clippers and was willing to cut hair. Being willing and knowing what they were doing were two different matters.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Pioneer Fast

Look at the calendar, we're now into July which means it is time for this website to publish gags making fun of the sacrifice the early Latter-day Saints made in settling Utah. (Yeah, I don't get it either.)

Today's gag is an anachronism and not just because seagulls haven't yet developed the ability of speech. During the early Utah years, days of fast were not held on Sundays but rather the first Thursday of the month

Come to think of it, very few of the things published on this blog are factually accurate. <Sigh> What have I done with my life?

Monday, July 1, 2024

Never Miss an Opportunity to Teach

Although maybe use some situational judgement.