Back Bencher

According to some TV show I saw once (so it must be true), during every State of the Union address some cabinet member or other is secured in some underground bunker in the event of a catastrophic event that wipes out the rest of the political leadership in the federal government. (At our next State of the Union, I suspect it will be this guy.)

Not that we should do the same during ward conferences, but the bishopric should at least coordinate their vacation time so that the poor assistant nursery leader isn't left conducting sacrament meeting.